IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...(deep inhale)
12 extra comics
11 great big pizzas
10 cans of dog food
9 IWMA products
8 ears of corn
7 silly-free days
6 brand-new blankets
5 golden rings
4 dancing dogs
3 panels
2 cheeseburgers
and How To Trick Julia book!

Gasp, gasp. Man, I'm glad that's over. Well, Merry Christmas, everybody! And (almost) happy 2008!