Products

PICTURES COMING SOON

Teach Your Dog To Talk in 100 Lessons Or Less

Using this book, you can almost guarantee that your Cartoon World dog will be speaking within one hundred lessons.

Disinfectant

Kills viruses.

Action Figures

Currently available figurines are: Moe, Julia, Michelle, Charlie, Thidwick, Bob, Merlin, Brennan, The Stick and Stickette, Nerm, Maren, Heidi and Anna, Nemo, Riley, Lily, Ertnopall, Squeaky, Bubbles and Gwendolyn, Tom, Cody Catsup.

Pajamas

Available in red, orange, yellow, green (default if not specified), blue, purple, or pink.

Christmas Ornaments

Set of five: Charlie, Heidi, Julia, Merlin, Moe.

Moebix Cube

Rubik's Cube with I.W.M.A.-related stickers.

2.5D Hair Gel

Warning: Permanent.

Master Blaster

Shoots paper airplanes. Not recommended for children under 3.

Banana Skwees

Grainy cereal with marshmallows shaped like peeled bananas; available at your local I Want Moe AttentionCo.

Thought Translator

Turns thoughts into audible sounds.

Pie Thrower

Comes with a built-in motion detector.

Magic Fruit Snacks

RED: Shapeshifting abilities; ORANGE: Temperature-changing ability; YELLOW: Self-density changing, invisibility, biological manipulation, turning into a liquid or gas; GREEN: Laser eyes, superhuman vision; BLUE: Inanimate object control, ESP, animal/inanimate object communication; PURPLE: Levitation/flght; PINK: Super speed; WHITE: breathing in water, nothing, or not needing to breathe

Dog Peephole

Lets your dog see who's at the door before barking

DVDs

Currently available: The Tiger, The Tooth Fairy and the Closet; Prince Catsup; The Field Trip of the Dusk Rider

T-shirts

Currently available: Willpower Overcomes Want; Never Ask Someone To Say Or Do Something That They're Learning How To Do But Just Barely Started; I.W.M.A.; Please Don't Kick Me; This Is Not A Drill

Comic strip collections

Currently available: I.W.M.A. The Best Of 2006; I.W.M.A. Hits Its Stride 2007; I.W.M.A. The Golden Year 2008; The New Improved I.W.M.A. 2009; Perfect Old I.W.M.A. 2010; I.W.M.A. Never Better 2011