POST #100!!!!!

"Automatic Stick Translation"

Panel 1: About 103 yards.
Panel 3: Whatever 1000 minus 103 is!

That's 897 yards! You don't believe me? Try it on your calculator.

And now, in honor of my 100th post, I had to think of something to celebrate. I tried talking with Moe himself, and he came up with a funny idea, and here it is:

He's lighting a cake with 100 candles on it! (How long do you think it took to do that?) All of the characters must be more than enough wind power (okay, breath power) to blow all of those out!